Step 1: Tape your annoying girlfriend to the chair.Step 2: Shut her up with a ball gag.Step 3: Don’t mind if she starts complaining. She’s tied up and gagged.Step 4: Comfort her. Tell her it’s okay she’s angry but she needs to remain tied up and gagged.Step 5: Watch some tv and ignore her gagged bitching. She’ll get tired of it eventually.Step 6: Remember you can always move her to another room if step 4 or 5 fails!